SHAME on you Pat Robertson: 5 Reasons Why Christians Should Silence This Freak!

Good ol' Pat.  Clinging to an antiquated version of the world in which white men are always right, regardless.

Christians everywhere should loathe this man for continuing to spew forth vile hatred at every turn.  Here, just to get your dander up, is a list of the top five things Pat has said that should make anyone wish he would take an early trip to the Hell he so firmly believes in:

1. " Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. "  Pat is such a charmer, right?  What lady WOULDN'T want him?!?  Look at his sexy hooves, right?  Wait, did Haiti make a pact with HIM?

2.  "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld. I just hope that Pat lives long enough to see equality given to the gays just so I can see the look of pain and anguish on his face as the knife of justice is twisted into his dark depraved heart (if he even has one!!!)

3.  "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." --Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial.  Wow, now that is a message of redemption!




4.  "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." –Pat Robertson on hoping his God will help him kill off or give debilitating illness to liberal Supreme Court justices.  Whatta good Christian he is, right?

5.  "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010--what a guy!
 
* Quotes exerpted from "Stupid Pat Robertson Quotes" by Daniel Kurtzman
Can't anyone shut this guy up?