Five Reasons Why Senator Joseph Lieberman is the Most Evil Person of the Decade

Good ol' Joseph Isadore Lieberman!

Just when you think he's decided to become a rational voice for the poeple of Connecticut rather than a raving lunatic, there he is to prove you wrong!  In fact, it is my opinion that Droopy Dog Lieberman, a.k.a. Senator Palpatine, has been a turncoat for whichever enemy exists since at least the 2000 presidential election.  Here's why:

1. Joe Isn't Very Confident In Himself:  He refused to give up his Senate seat during the 2000 election.  Rather than focusing on winning the Vice Presidency, Joey decided to ensure some victory on election night.  If he had let go of the Senate seat, another Democrat could have easily won.  What "was Joe Lieberman trying to tell us"?  Was he trying to say that he KNEW something we didn't? 

2. Joe Isn't Very Confident in Democrats Like Al Gore:  Lieberman dropped the ball in the days after the 2000 presidential election by helping Bush win.  At least that is how his commentary appeared when the DNC was contesting illegal ballots from the military and he argued that they should be counted regardless.  When he decided to go his own way rather than following the legal strategy of his own party then, the rift in his loyalties became obvious.
3.  Joe Was NEVER a Democrat:  When his constituents decided in 2006 to vote for an anti-war Democratic candidate for Joe's Senate seat in the primary, Joe decided that he would run on an independent ticket as his growing love for the Bush administration policies and his continuing swing to the right, socially as well as fiscally, brought him closer to the man he is today.

4.  Joe Is a Sore Winner and Cries So That He Can Keep His Senate Chairmanship Position:  After his win as an Independent, Lieberman bellyached and whined and promised to caucus with the Democrats so that the Democratic majority would allow him to keep his coveted chairmanships: Lieberman chairs the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, the subcommittee on Private Sector and Consumer Solutions to Global Warming and Wildlife Protection, and the Subcommittee on AirLand Forces.
5. Joe Hates the American People Enough to Keep 50 million of them from Health Care:  Somebody beat me to the punch by labelling him the Douche of the Decade, but Joe really, seriously needs to go away! Now!